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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'The secret of productivity.'

Santa's helper reading 'Boosting Your Elf Esteem'.

Insultive Christmas elves

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

Dryer elves at work.

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'

Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Elf Portrait

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Whoa! Looks like a worker's comp thing, Carl."

"Better give him more slack, Ernie! That cable is really straining!"

"We had a fight. She's making me sleep on the shelf tonight."

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

"Looks like an inside job."

The Stocking Elves...Resort to a Life of Crime

"Does my bum look big in this?"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"National Elf Service..."

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Don't even think about it."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'