Jolly Elf Enthusiast Pillows

'Sorry, Santa, going 'green' doesn't work for you!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Believe me, I understand.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Accept cookies?

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Santa Claus walks dogs

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

Santa's Helpers

"Comfortable?"

Santa Claus aided down chimney by Elves.

Elfie on the shelf

Elf Portrait

"They represent the candy cane guild."