Corporate Elves T-Shirts

"Tell her Legal says it's technically not a bribe."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'You may have three mergers.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Paradigm shifters company.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

'Can't you ever forget work?'

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

Like / Whatever

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

"Did you all know that Mr. Flowers is a poet? On his own time, of course."

"I'm here to pick up your Christmas list."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

Fortune 500

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

"Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away."