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"Tell her Legal says it's technically not a bribe."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'You may have three mergers.'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"We call out to you, please reveal yourself, oh Spirit of Innovation."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Paradigm shifters company.

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'I need a change in my life. From now on it's all wheeling and no dealing'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

"I'm here to pick up your Christmas list."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Each company is making it hard to choose between merger offers.'

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

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"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Did you all know that Mr. Flowers is a poet? On his own time, of course."

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

"I don't love you any less. It's just a decrease in the rate of increase."