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Elfie on the shelf

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

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Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"It's just not the same."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"I hate recalls."

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Santa's workshopping"

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Elf Portrait

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

The Stocking Elves...Resort to a Life of Crime

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'