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Elfie on the shelf

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

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During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"I hate recalls."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

"Santa's workshopping"

"They represent the candy cane guild."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Elf Portrait

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

The Stocking Elves...Resort to a Life of Crime

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'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'