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"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Baby Screen Time

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Today's love

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Halloween Selfie

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Zoom Wedding

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Spell Check

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Wiccapedia.

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Witches and Their Drones

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

Gnomes, one with his own pc.