Merry Digital Elves T-Shirts

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Silver Surfer.

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Elfie on the shelf

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

"We're having technical difficulties."

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"Will you share your screen with me?"

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"