Merry Digital Elves Pillows

"We're finding out who's naughty and who's nice by following them on Facebook."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Silver Surfer.

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Elfie on the shelf

Like me on Facebook?

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

"Thanks, Siri, but please limit your directions to my driving."

"...of course, you can always e-mail your list to my Ho-Ho-Hotmail account..."

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

'We don't do caroling anymore, sir. We'll give you an URL where you can download the greatest Christmas songs!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

Give me an H, give me an A, Give me a P-P-Y! and an H with an O and an L_I_D_A_Y! A little Christmas cheer from Frank and Ernest

"We're having technical difficulties."

"A Santa bot? No wonder organized religion is losing followers

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

Santa receives 66,000,000 new emails 'Santa was expecting a quiet Christmas until the elves introduced him to the new email system.'

"He doesn't need a 'Naughty & Nice' list anymore. He just checks the socila media sites to see who's been misbehaving."

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"