Tech-savvy Elves Pillows

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Baby Screen Time

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Halloween Selfie

Today's love

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Zoom Wedding

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Spell Check

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Wiccapedia.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Witches and Their Drones

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

Witch updates travel broom.