Tech-savvy Tribe Pillows

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Soccer kids texting

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Baby Potty Training Robot

Virtual Beach

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

The Lost Tribe

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'We have to get them out more.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Never in the field of computing has so much power been used for so little.'

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

Baby's first text.