Digital Elves T-Shirts

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Witches of Instagram

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Silver Surfer.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

Wiccapedia.

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"She works best in hex mode."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

Witch Online

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

Monk on PC.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

Like me on Facebook?

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Dot Om.

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."