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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Witches of Instagram

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Silver Surfer.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Wiccapedia.

"She works best in hex mode."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Witch Online

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

Monk on PC.

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Dot Om.

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

"Well, hello, auntie and uncle!"

'On the other hand, how do we know God isn't a member of our chat group?'