Espresso Explorer Mugs

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

National Coffee Day

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.

'If you can't make up your mind you can talk with one of our flavor counselors.'

'Hot Coco with whip?'

'If they don't invest in some cups soon, I'm going to buy my coffee elsewhere.'

"It's really not such a bad high street. . . . if you only need coffee!"

Dangers of Coffee and Caffeine

'That's the Grande?'

'How to tell if there are too many coffee shops in your neighbourhood'

Coffee prices.

'You've had enough.'

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

The Fountain of Espresso

"I'm just working as a barista to pay off loans I took out to go to barista school."

The Double Double Punch

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I came, I saw, I caffeinated."

Coffee love

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real "pick-me-up"

Coffee Hydrant

"It takes years of skill, dedication and training to become a world-class barista. . . Anyway, all you've got to do is press this button."

Abstract Espressoism

Next Coffee Shop 4M

Coffee Shop

"I couldn't order fast enough so they sent me to the end of the line."

Forgot to leave room for cream

Coffee. Espresso. Order here. How can you call it "fair trade" coffee if you aren't willing to barter for it?

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. I thought you might say that. That's why I brought along my doctor. He can attest that I'm perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. Mortimer Park is perfectly healthy and can tolerate vast quantities of caffeine. His bones are strong, his blood pressure is dandy, and he's got the pancreas of a man half his age. Give my patient a quadruple espresso, stat!!! You're a great ventriloquist, but your aim

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction