Espresso Adventurer Mugs

"Don't ever order the quintuple espresso"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Bring out yer books!'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

The coffee's not working.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

National Coffee Day

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Coffee Menu

'Whatever he's eating.'

'You've had enough.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"