Espresso Adventurer Gifts

"Don't ever order the quintuple espresso"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Bring out yer books!'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

The coffee's not working.

National Coffee Day

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Whatever he's eating.'

'You've had enough.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."