Edge Explorer Gifts

Flat Earth Society

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Gracie's baby toys.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Exit only.

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The Origin of Creationism

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Evolution.

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'