Edge Seeker Gifts

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Baroque Peacock

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Exit only.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

Hospital Departments

"All the celebrities come here."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'It's Blurred.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"