Edge Seeker Prints

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Baroque Peacock

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Exit only.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Hospital Departments

"All the celebrities come here."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'It's Blurred.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.