Competitive Edge Hunter Gifts

Huge, steroid taking sprinter.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Football player taking the ball home.

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Big advantage!!'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Enlightenment Olympics.

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

Rock, paper, scissors

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"It's all in my book, but its out of print."

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!