Competitive Eater Gifts

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Some people get bigger burgers.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

Brian was glad he had decided to have a light breakfast before embarking on the pizza eating competition!

A planet like ours - sharks in a car number plate eating championship.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Come dine with me!

The Victors

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

Loser's Podium.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Enlightenment Olympics.

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'