Competitive Foodie Gifts

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Tension filled the tent.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?