Foodie Champ Gifts

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Come dine with me!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

Pizza Fencing

When seasons collide

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"Who remembers when food wasn't genetically modified?"

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

Obama Snack...