Eating Competitions Gifts

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Why do you always have to make everything a competition?"

You're going down. In your dreams. Let's do this thing. Kerboom! Jalapeno eating champ! Let's chug insects. Men.

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

A planet like ours - sharks in a car number plate eating championship.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Come dine with me!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!