Competition Seekers Gifts

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Tension filled the tent.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Eat my dust!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

The Alpha Seltzer

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Danger Slow Sand.