First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.
Competition Cravers Gifts
Looking for a gift for the competition craver? Explore our collection of witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the thrill of victory. Designed to appeal to those who love the challenge and enjoy the game, these products combine humor, motivation, and personality. Whether it's for a serious competitor or someone who just loves the thrill of the game, our range has something special to match their energetic and driven spirit.
"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"
'Can our software do that?'
Putin and Zelensky
'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'
Tension filled the tent.
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."
"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."
'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'
'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'
'All right!! Bull's-eye!'
Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.
Fishing Boat Derby
"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."
First Prize!
'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'
Workplace Shinanigans
Supermarket Merge
No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.
Office Competitions
'What a control freak!'
They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.
'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'
Hat Wars.
"I quit."
'There goes Finley...turning pro.'
A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.
Big Guys vs Little Guys
Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man
'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'
Arcade Game Baseball.
'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'
Eight puns
Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?
Competition Cravers Gifts Collection
Competition Cravers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate competitive spirits. Perfect for fueling their mornings with humor and motivation.
Competition Cravers Pillows
Find pillows that motivate with fun and fierce designs. Ideal for anyone who loves to stay inspired and competitive.
Competition Cravers Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase their winning attitude. Browse our range for bold, humorous, or motivational designs.
Competition Cravers T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for those who love the challenge. Our designs inspire and entertain the competition craver in your life.