Competition Cravers Prints

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Can our software do that?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tension filled the tent.

Putin and Zelensky

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

First Prize!

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I quit."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Hat Wars.

Arcade Game Baseball.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.