East End Explorer Mugs

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We evolved from asteroids"

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Baby rocks!

I love the Shard

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Exit only.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

ZOO

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

The Origin of Creationism

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Evolution.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Public footpath on a desert island.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".