East End Explorer Prints

Snack machine in EastEnders canteen has a sign saying: 'Well out of order.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

I love the Shard

There is No Planet C

Baby rocks!

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

The Origin of Creationism

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Evolution.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Conversation - what a concept!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."