Earth Explorer Mugs

"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

'I'm afraid we'll have to let you go, Ferguson -- you're interfering with the seismograph.'

It was at that moment that Martin realised that the world was changing.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

"The earth's core changed directions."

"This erosion is a crime.... It's the great terrain robbery!"

Speleologist

Builder digging through to Australia.

'I hope you have been taking good care of the place during my holiday?'

Google Earth, Google Peet

Our Planet

"What if global warming is real?"

"It's a small world, isn't it?"

"Yes, you're all grounded. Not for anything wrong. You're just worms."

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

News. Environment Report. Huh, "mineral rights" isn't a new protest group. It refers to ownership of mining resources.

There's nothing more to it than that. He digs because he likes digging. That's the hole story.

Earthquake Research Society. The meeting's over already? Yep --- it was called to order at 8:00 and adjourned at 8:02 by a motion from the floor.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The experienced backpacker.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.