Change Navigator Gifts

I need someone who'll ask the tough questions, no matter how risky.

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Look here, Watson, everybody has to retire sometime."

Change Management Seminar Changed to 7th Floor

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Fighting change causes your stress levels to increase...

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

New Memer/Incumbent

'Your performance has been a steady boat in a sea of change.'

'Since the office reorganisation clients don't need to go nearly as far to be told what services we can no longer offer them.'

'I realize we need to find new leaders, but I wish it was by bloody coups!'

"Gentlemen, expect some big changes to the company this week."

Lockdown End

Fish out of water

"He's worried that even if we're only changing 10% of the work it might be the only 10% he knows anything about!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Titanic: How's my steering.

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Battery Lighthouse

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'