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“You want a football game? I’ll give you a football game. You want a talk show? I’ll give you a talk show. But, for Pete’s sake, let’s not have all that mindless switching around.”

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

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Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I am not asking for directions."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

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Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."