Soft Play Explorer Gifts

Ball Pool Peril

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Marimba

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Theorbo

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Likes: $2.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Saxophone Player.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games