Soft Play Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Teddy and friends.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Teddy Time Bears

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Rocking Horse

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Little boys

Tough Teddies

Ball Pool Peril

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You spoil that boy."

Wild Child

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Sticking out tongue