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'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Teddy and friends.

Teddy Time Bears

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Rocking Horse

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Ball Pool Peril

Little boys

Tough Teddies

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"I've been window-shopping..."

"You spoil that boy."

Sticking out tongue