Soft Toy Admirer T-Shirts

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

A midwife holding a baby

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Doughboy Dad

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"They look so young and helpless."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Teddy Time Bears

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Acme Toys Ltd

Teddy and friends.

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Toys

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Meowlzebub

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Help me!

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"