Squeaky Toy Admirer T-Shirts

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Teddy and friends.

One!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

Toys

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Modern Parents

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!