Squeaky Toy Admirer T-Shirts

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

Teddy and friends.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Help me!

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'You're clueless.'

Modern Parents

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."