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'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Slinky Cow World

Teddy and friends.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Only in the newspapers.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

"There's that squeak again."

Parts of a Bagpipe

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

Introvert-in-a-Box

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

Teddy Bears in captivity

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

'Can I have a glass of water?'

Children Plead with Santa Claus