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'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

The Headless Horseman

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

"Which one generates the most synapses?"

'Accountant Dracula.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

Checking the closet.

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

'Ask not for whom the squeaky bone squeaks...'

Packed lift in sardine canning factory.

'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'