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"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Teddy and friends.

Acme Toys Ltd

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"These door hinges squeak."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"There's that squeak again."

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Parts of a Bagpipe

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

'You've been giving me the stink eye for two months. What gives?'

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

He squeaks when you chew him. Then he gets quiet … Too quiet.

"And now, our motivational squeaker."

John couldn't bring himself to give up his childhood friends!

A stylized tank with many gun turrets.

A toy idea that never caught on.

"This supply chain thing is killing me. I've been waiting for a squeaky toy for months."

'Would Sir like his squeak to be pleasing?'

'Ask not for whom the squeaky bone squeaks...'

'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'