Squeak Seeker T-Shirts

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Music downloads

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Check out this new store."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"The subwoofers really help."

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"We're luckier than most people..."