Squeaker Trophy Hunter T-Shirts

Squeaker Trophies

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fishing Boat Derby

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Bang!"

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Cat Olympics

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"There's that squeak again."

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

U S football.

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Horse Riding Trophy

Dragon Head Trophy

'Once I got him into the water, it was no contest!'