Squeaker Trophy Hunter T-Shirts

Squeaker Trophies

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Bang!"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Cat Olympics

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"There's that squeak again."

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

U S football.

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

Land on it ... Land on it ...

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"This is dad's 'trophy room', not 'trophIES' room."

Horse Riding Trophy

Dragon Head Trophy