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"And this is one I got in the nusrsery in '34."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Boomerang cow.

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'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

'I was just given more responsibility. Now I am not only responsible for corporate mumbo but also for corporate jumbo.'

'I'm no good at sports, so I'll just have to settle for a trophy wife.'

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

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Fantasy Football Awards: 'The trophy to the Monday morning quarterback with the widest end zone...'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

Elephant in the Room

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

'I've sewn a little handkerchief pocket inside his shorts for phlegm.'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

'The first Santa to consume one thousand warm beers and one thousand pieces of fruit cake without barfing wins the Santa apprenticeship!'

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Winning the Cup.

Wife's head is mounted on hunter's wall.

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."