Quirky Trophy Collector T-Shirts

Melting Snow Trophies

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The one that got away

Duck Hunt

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Cheeze Wiz.

Early cyborg.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Ice shelfie.

Dad Trophies