Quirky Trophy Collector T-Shirts

Melting Snow Trophies

A hunter sits reading by the fireplace with Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer and the Easter Bunny's heads mounted on the wall as trophies.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

The Victors

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

The one that got away

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Award Winning Gardener

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Win - win

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.