Faux Trophy Collector T-Shirts

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Dad Trophies

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Pinata Trophies

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

First Prize!

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Zdeno Chara

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'