Squeaky Toy Lover Mugs

'We've lost your father. He'll be in there for hours.'

Santa Claus's Mail

That one has all the batteries!

Slinky Cow World

Teddy and friends.

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Only in the newspapers.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

Woman looks at menacing cuddly toys in shop window. Sign says: 'New for Xmas: Huggable Hoodies.'

'A toy for a six-year-old boy? Certainly, Ma'am -- conventional or nuclear?'

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"There's that squeak again."

"Go on, breath in the helium from the balloon, you'll sound all squeaky like me..."

Teddy Bears in captivity

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"I know Santa won't come 'til I'm in bed, Mom, but it's only December twentieth."

"They're no longer on squeaking terms."

Introvert-in-a-Box

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