Child Entertainment Explorer Gifts

Attention all parents of small toddlers

Polar bear bowling alley

Fist Bumper Cars

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

One!

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Spot the fur ball.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Toilet Training

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Where the Wild Things Summer

The Fall from Pisa

Child development. How children change.

Childhood Screen Addict

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Boy slides down handrail.

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."