Baby Toy Explorer Gifts

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Constructing your own prison!

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Child development. How children change.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"Needs ketchup."

"Which one's mine?!"

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"We're potty training."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

'I like a challenge.'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Watching ant TV!'

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

Cast of Dream

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'