Baby Toy Explorer Mugs

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

One!

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Constructing your own prison!

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Child development. How children change.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

How to sleep when you're a kid...

'Where's the steering wheel on this damn thing?'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"We're potty training."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Which one's mine?!"

"Needs ketchup."

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'When I grow up, I think I'd like to be a deus ex machina, just like you.'

'creamed peas excepted.'

'I like a challenge.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

'I want her to become accustomed to air travel.'

'Watching ant TV!'

"If anyone comes asking for a small boy, I'll be in the toy department."

Cast of Dream

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."