Baby Food Explorer Gifts

'creamed peas excepted.'

'I like a challenge.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Pastrami in the wild

Attack of the 'health' foods

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

"You know they're trying too hard when the chef's special is Corn Dogs Bordelaise."

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'What the devil is that?