Baby Food Enthusiasts Gifts

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Party time.

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'How many fingers do you see?'