Baby Food Gifts

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Any time is cake o'clock

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Fast food. Even faster food

Soup of the month.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'