Baby Food Gifts

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

Madonna of the Pukes.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Any time is cake o'clock

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Pool attached to child's bed.

What the Doctor Ordered

Ice Cream Surgeon

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Fast food. Even faster food

You're the puff in my pastry!

Soup of the month.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"It's how he would have wanted to go."